According To Plan.
I hate when things don’t go as I’ve planned. Or maybe it’s that I always create this fanciful alternate reality in which things are much righter and everything works. And, obviously, that’s so not how it is. Ten points to lailakay for really screwing herself over this time. fffffffuuuuuuuuu.
Fuck. My. Life.
I get way too attached for my own good.
gabrielesque: f4kebelieve: dying. watch it until the very end oh my god the pay off is so worth it this is made even funnier because i have a cat, and she would probably be doing something very similar.
Unusual Date Ideas
-keanureeves-: I might marry the man who does any of these with me. yes to all of these.
That whole "don't want to see or hear or speak to...
Nsejeksowcakxprbeowpafvrcwoapanrveogeowpalaldnfbririowpqpwidjnxnznbcacafwywueorpgplbkjajsowptpgglsbvagqoelf How I feel, in a nut shell.
The only boy I feel comfortable using the "L" word...
Isn’t that the best thing ever? I seem to think so. (:
Dear Gay Best Friend, This Is Why I Love You
You have no idea how much I adore you. Thanks for keeping me grounded, and pointing out that an STD would be way worse then a baby, cause that shit doesn’t go away. Also, thanks for always making me laugh, especially when you tell me that just because you’ve got the cutest boy around doesn’t mean you don’t need a female mate too. Thanks for trusting me as much as I trust...
Reblog if you're a lip biter.
guilty as charged.
That awkward moment where you feel like shot so...
But your gay best friend does, and then you realize you would much rather hear from the gay one anyways, he knows what jackasses guys can be anyways. <3
That Awkward Moment When...
You think you’re caught so you say something stupid but then you figure out your parents never even suspected anything, but now they’re suspicious because that lame excuse was TOTALLY FUCKING STUPID. it went a little something like this “Wait, turn your head?” “I know, it’s a burn. I was trying to curl my hair with Mackenzie’s curling iron.” ...
ACCORDING TO MY SISTER.
“God, hurry up and be twenty one already so you and your big boobs can get us free drinks at the bar.” THANKS SISTER. really. it’s such an ego boost. -________________-
In The Silence Of Today
It’s friday. Lovely friday. Normally I’d be so glad the week is done. But, I don’t know what I’m feeling. I’ve been in Reno since monday, and I love this place to bits. I haven’t laughed this much in months, or been this downright happy. Being with Mackenzie makes me content, it just feels right to be best friends again, crazy, loud, ridiculous best friends. ...
Oh God. I've met my match.
He’s as shameless, as out-spoken, as wild, and as strong-willed as I am. Which makes things immensely exciting. And really frustrating.
Andrea Gibson, I'd be a lesbian for you
MY GOD, I love her best. Every word out of her mouth makes me wish I was that fearless, or that composed. But I’m not. My words are just messy jumbles of unfinished thoughts. I stride to be just like her. (: “The heart is a bullet that’s terrified of blood.”
Fuck family bonds, fuck friends forever, fuck our matching tattoos and fuck you. How dare you pick some fucking schmuck over me.
My scary accurate horoscope.
You could be so attached to certain emotions, memories, or relationships from your past that they could cause a problem in your present relationships. Your emotions will be intense but not very stable today which could lead to difficulties and undesired changes in your current associations and romantic relationships. WTF. anyways, I leave in 17 hours. I work in 10 hours. Why am I not asleep?!