May 2013
Me: WHEN I WAS
Dad: what
Me: A YOUNG BOY
Dad: oh God
Me: MY FATHER
Dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Dad: no I didn't
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dad: you're not even a boy
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
sleepless.in.hogsmeade: “Although we’d agree that... →
sleeplessinhogsmeade:
“Although we’d agree that Torres might make initial contact with Stoll’s shoulder…..that is a glancing blow. In fact, the head is the principal point of contact.” — Brendan Shanahan
that makes no sense. torres didn’t step up through the hit, and didn’t leave his feet. if anything, after making…
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUUUUYYYSSS!!!!!
lousy-ventriloquist:
I’m going to the game on Saturday!!! I AM SO FUCKING STOKED!!!!!!!!! My boss scored me tickets. Not sure what type of seats they are, but they’re probably pretty decent. I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
kvothetheraving:
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST
DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
“You are terrifying and strange and beautiful: someone not everyone knows how to...”
– Warsan Shire (via slanting)
